the reason i don’t like taylor swift

http://bitchmagazine.org/post/taylor-swift-wants-to-ban-access-to-your-lady-bits

is because she’s an asshole. this is the most hilarious article i’ve read on her in forever. but also i don’t read a lot of articles about taylor swift because she’s an asshole.

some quick bits to draw your interest:

“But slamming ‘ugly’ girls and slamming ‘pretty’ girls both amount to slamming girls.”

“Taylor has a new video out now! And it has sort of crystallized all of the many things about her that I dislike so intensely. It has her wandering around in a white dress, barefoot and doe-eyed, looking like a little cartoon lamb that was magically given human form a la The Last Unicorn…”

“Things take a dangerous turn! With Boyfriend trying to take things TOO FAR, from chaste and romantic close-mouth kissing to unprotected sex conducted atop piles of cocaine whilst they take turns spitting on a Bible FRENCHING. Abigail cannot take this assault on her purity, and so the relationship MUST END.”

seriously this is such a funny article. read right now.

@3 months ago
#seriously #she's the biggest asshole #taylor swift #HATE CHU