February 2012
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watching videos on animal homosexuality in class is so uncomfortable. there are just so many animals humping each other and it’s like a really terrible porn or something.
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“I dreamt I was perched atop a throne of human skulls
on a cliff above the...”
– Autoclave, The Mountain Goats (via morphetamine)
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seeing people use the honor code box even when they think nobody is working and actually paying for the coffee they’re getting makes me happier than i’ve been in a couple days.
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purdaldoo:
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babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
i just farted all over the place
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blowing spit bubbles and online shopping in class. today should not have been a school day.
true life:
i’m a broke-ass college student
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huddleformation:
A Letter To The Playground Bully, from Andrea (age 8)
maybe there are cartwheels in your mouth maybe your words will grow up to be a gymnast maybe you have been kicking people with them by accident
I know some people get a whole lot of rocking in the rocking chair and the ones who don’t sometimes get rocks in their voice boxes, and their voice boxes become slingshots. maybe...
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physicsrules:
Oh fun, Lamar Smith is back, and now he’s “Protecting Children from Internet Pornographers.”
:|
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happilyevernow:
itsvolcanoday:
Tumblr has a big problem with slut-shaming sometimes.
And, by sometimes, you mean ALL THE TIME, right?
and i asked what all this crying was for and she yelled
it’s for you
it’s for you
fuck it’s all for you
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/2012/0216/Oklahoma-close-to-becoming-first-state-to-enact-personhood-bill
please just read it.
a quick quote at the very end says:
“The bill includes a provision saying that women who miscarry will not be subject to legal action.”
why would anyone even consider holding a woman responsible for miscarrying a child?
the fact that it had to be...
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want an abortion? too bad.
hey guys! know how the world is already overpopulated?
DOESN’T MATTER! WE’RE ALL HAVING BABIES!
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/2012/0216/Oklahoma-close-to-becoming-first-state-to-enact-personhood-bill
for those of you who live in oklahoma, contact any governor or state representative about stopping this bill.
you can contact Mary Fallin, a governor who has not yet revealed...
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hey you
girl
yeah
you
in the other room
i can hear you.
singing that fucking pokemon theme song as if it were a real song.
i can fucking hear you
the way you’re straining your voice to hit the right notes
of the pokemon fucking theme song.
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“stop using me as an excuse for being fat”
– marilyn monroe
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Anonymous asked: sorry to bother you, but what did...
happilyevernow:
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lyssamae:
happilyevernow:
[Trigger warning for some descriptions of violence]
No bother at all, anon!
Woody Allen was accused by Mia Farrow, whom he’d been married to, of sexually abusing/molesting their 7-year-old daughter back in 1992.
I wasn’t able to find anything about Kelsey Grammer, other than his abuse...