February 2012
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blowing spit bubbles and online shopping in class. today should not have been a school day.
true life:
i’m a broke-ass college student
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huddleformation:
A Letter To The Playground Bully, from Andrea (age 8)
maybe there are cartwheels in your mouth maybe your words will grow up to be a gymnast maybe you have been kicking people with them by accident
I know some people get a whole lot of rocking in the rocking chair and the ones who don’t sometimes get rocks in their voice boxes, and their voice boxes become slingshots. maybe...
SOPA author back and worse than ever | Digg... →
physicsrules:
Oh fun, Lamar Smith is back, and now he’s “Protecting Children from Internet Pornographers.”
:|
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happilyevernow:
itsvolcanoday:
Tumblr has a big problem with slut-shaming sometimes.
And, by sometimes, you mean ALL THE TIME, right?
and i asked what all this crying was for and she yelled
it’s for you
it’s for you
fuck it’s all for you
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/2012/0216/Oklahoma-close-to-becoming-first-state-to-enact-personhood-bill
please just read it.
a quick quote at the very end says:
“The bill includes a provision saying that women who miscarry will not be subject to legal action.”
why would anyone even consider holding a woman responsible for miscarrying a child?
the fact that it had to be...
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want an abortion? too bad.
hey guys! know how the world is already overpopulated?
DOESN’T MATTER! WE’RE ALL HAVING BABIES!
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/2012/0216/Oklahoma-close-to-becoming-first-state-to-enact-personhood-bill
for those of you who live in oklahoma, contact any governor or state representative about stopping this bill.
you can contact Mary Fallin, a governor who has not yet revealed...
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hey you
girl
yeah
you
in the other room
i can hear you.
singing that fucking pokemon theme song as if it were a real song.
i can fucking hear you
the way you’re straining your voice to hit the right notes
of the pokemon fucking theme song.
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“stop using me as an excuse for being fat”
– marilyn monroe
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Anonymous asked: sorry to bother you, but what did...
happilyevernow:
gently-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
hopelessly-romantic-cynic:
lyssamae:
happilyevernow:
[Trigger warning for some descriptions of violence]
No bother at all, anon!
Woody Allen was accused by Mia Farrow, whom he’d been married to, of sexually abusing/molesting their 7-year-old daughter back in 1992.
I wasn’t able to find anything about Kelsey Grammer, other than his abuse...
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
i forgot to take my birth control two days in a row and i bled a little and FUCK.
you didn’t need to know that, you say?
I DON’T CARE I AM UPSET AND TUMBLR WILL LISTEN TO ME.
my underwear has cute little sailboats. SAILBOATS.
the sailboats didn’t deserve this.
fuck my stupidity and bad brain :(
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Girls and Women...Take Note.
happilyevernow:
wayfaringthroughthegalaxy:
Dear females of all ages,
Here is living proof that you don’t have to dress like a desperate, cheap whore to look pretty and utterly beautiful (Note: I am not slutshaming or calling all girls whores. I am only saying that some dress LIKE whores…I have respect for women and their personalities because guys should, not because I want to get laid, so...
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the reason i don't like taylor swift
http://bitchmagazine.org/post/taylor-swift-wants-to-ban-access-to-your-lady-bits
is because she’s an asshole. this is the most hilarious article i’ve read on her in forever. but also i don’t read a lot of articles about taylor swift because she’s an asshole.
some quick bits to draw your interest:
“But slamming ‘ugly’ girls and slamming...
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These are legitimately interesting questions
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
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“this is disconcerting”
– purple rose of cairo
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